the MOST british skyblog

me w/ Phoebe my friend & godsister, sprite the dog, my sister & FELIX the FOAL the most adorabl foal EVER mazingly cute!! :)

Spice my much luvd pony, sadly goin 2 new ppl soon cuz im 2 big 4 him :(:(
btw i wuz at my godmothers house in north yorkshire, it wuz raining n v windy evry1 wuz wet!

im sry that i ripped off claire's idea... but after a while i got sick of thinkin "ive got 2 tell that 1 2 claire" n decided 2 keep my own quotes... i now have claire's permission to publish them... b prepared 4 da best of english wit!! lol... missin u guyz :(

"What's employement structure?
-Would someone like to put up their hand and tell me what employment structure is?
-What's employment structure?"

"OMG! Was that Miss Dakin?
-Yes! Who did you think it was?
-I thought it was a 6th former!
-No. it was Miss Dakin!
-I thought it was a 6th former!
-I just said that!
OMG! Was that Miss Dakin!"

"Miss Spain, why do we have to work?"

"It's a formal letter, so start of with "Dear Miss Rossington", not "Yo. Rozza"!"

"Many people in Southern Italy are illigitamate."
(Note to any Italian people - this was a mistake - she meant to say illiterate)

"Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish You Near."

"Of course I'm an alcoholic! Sarah's my best friend!"

"I'm so bored it's not even funny.
-I think it's funny!"

"When I was little, I always wanted to be a wet."

"You need to shorten these sentences - mostly stony desert would become... um... mostly stony desert!!!"

"When it says "Olympic Medals" it means gold, silver and brass!"

"You're looking see-through today!"

"I have a point.
-Do you? You know I always wondered. I did think you were pointless."

"Emma is a weird frood."

"How did Sarah manage to write a paragraph?
-By putting her pen on the paper and making it move."

"Hello girls. You're doing drugs today, is that right?"

"If you put a "b" between the "i" and the "l" of "bile", you get "bible!
-Oh yeah? Well, if you take away the first two letters of your name, Gemma, and put in "b-u", you get "bummer"!
-Yes, and if you take away the first three letters of "cat" and put in "d-o-g"!"

"Gemma, you forgot your sweater.
-I have a sweater?"

"There are real elephants. Well, they're not real."

"That's amazing, Rachel!
-Her dad helped her. Yuki... Yuka... What's his name again Rachel?
-Rodney."

"I got "Excellent"!
-Who did you copy off?"

The alien invasion is here at last...

GRAD SONG I miss everyone sooooooooooooooo much

Good Riddance by Green Day

Another turning point a fork stuck in the road,
Time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go,
So make the best of this test and don't ask why,
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right,
I hope you had the time of your life.
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind,
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time,
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial,
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right,
I hope you had the time of your life.